The New Furor

What the heck is Donald Trump screeching about now? Mike says The Donald's current hissy fit is over not being selected as Time magazine's Person of the Year, even though his poll numbers are, by his own estimate, "Yooge! Just blowing everyone out of the water!"

Hello-o, am I missing something? Of course he's Person of the Year. I could swear I saw his cover photo only this morning.

Ah, yes--here it is:

Donald, why don't you do us all a favor for once and just shut the front door?