Happy Valentine's Day to all my friends and even a few jerks!

Just wanted to say "Happy Valentine's Day!" to all of my faithful readers. I couldn't decide on a one-size-fits-all card. Some might be happy with a name-droppy little number like this:

Of course, if you're someone I like but not a whole lot, there's this:

And here's one that has a nice sentiment. But I probably wouldn't send it to you unless you're another dog (and I'm pretty sure I'd send it to all dogs):

Tell you what: these three cards and 22 others are in a neat little slideshow at today's Huffingtonpost. Go find one that's right for you and consider it from me!