Saturday, September 3, 2016

Fiddler on the Roof Redux

The following is a paid political announcement. Mike paid me to post it here by giving me an extra Milk Bone this morning.

It seems that Donald Trump went to someplace called Detroit today to pander for votes. While it's not known whether the people there promised to vote for him in the coming presidential election, they did give him a snazzy prayer shawl.

Donald felt so moved by the gift, he broke into song.

And here's what he sang:

If I were a rich man,
Daidle deedle daidle
Daidle daidle deedle daidle dumb
All day long I'd biddy-biddy-bum
If I were a wealthy man.

I wouldn't have to work hard,
Daidle deedle daidle
Daidle daidle deedle daidle dumb
If I were a biddy-biddy rich,
Daidle deedle daidle daidle man.  I'd build a

. . . big tall house with rooms by the dozen
Right in the middle of the town,
With my name in golden letters plastered on the side.
There would be one long escalator going up
And one even longer coming down,
And I'd ride 'em all day with my hot little trophy bride . . .

The boy seriously needs to learn to stick with the script!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Great post, Buddy!

While you're in a creative mood, imagine the "historic" exterior/interior redecoration of The White House should "... deedle daidle dum-bo" and crew move in. Maybe replace the rose garden with a pay-to-play golf course? I hear your howl.