Speaking of which (and with thanks to Luis Campos), here's a little cipher to help you ward off the effects of too much green beer:
"RGHRXWNPKTWAAD, KXGAWOZ KY W
BGZKJB-YKEGZ XJXWA KYAWOZ SPWS KY YAHUAD
LJS YSGWZKAD LGKOR THOYJBGZ LD YPGGN."
-- ZWCG LWXXD
Spend a wee bit o' time on it, me darlins', and less time bendin' yer fine elbows, or ye might end up like I did last year:
"When Irish eyes are smiliiiiing..."