Bear with me, folks.

I'm a bit shook up over this picture that my friend John, who lives next door, took recently.

Fortunately he wasn't at home when he snapped it. He was a couple of blocks away, at somebody else's house. But you can bet I'll be taking a good look out of our window before I go outside.

Thanks for the heads-up, John!

I've had crazy dreams before, but this beats everything.

I tend these days to nod off a lot in front of the TV, and I think it's making me have even stranger dreams than usual. Here's an example:

Darned if I can figure it out. Interpretations, anyone?